• Goal is simply to guess if SPY will close higher or lower than it opened on a chosen day


• A wager can be made or deleted any time up to market open on the chosen day


• Once the market closes, a payout amount is determined based on how much SPY behaved that day. Stuff like it's opening and closing prices, it's volatility, the amount it changed by, among other factors.


• This payout amount is given to players with winning wagers and deducted from players with losing wagers


• If you go bankrupt, you respawn with your Shame count incremented by 1 so everybody knows that you are a humongous failure and then you get $100 of pity money


• There are a ton of achievements to be earned and they can be unlocked by winning, losing, going on streaks, snapping streaks, getting extremely lucky or unlucky in some way, getting fucked over on a particularly volatile day, etc. See how many you can unlock


• Depending on your overall win rate, you will be assigned a title that we think best defines you as an investor

Update 3/1/2022:

Added some new achievements, there are now 30 in total.

Update 2/2/2022:

Seriously upped our swag with some much needed UI updates. This shit is AT LEAST Web 1.5 now.

Update 2/1/2022:

This shit is finally up and running. Click people's names to see their achievements. Treat the chat box like an Xbox lobby. We really don't care.

Update 1/24/2022:

Welcome to Spycock! For now, you can make wagers but they will not be automatically closed out at expiry. Feel free to place as many as you'd like before this final development is completed in the next day or so. Wagers made before that time will be credited to your account and count towards titles and achievements.