Frequently Asked Questions

The enormous amount of mail BCPU recieves from government officials and our readers makes it impossible for us to respond to each and every submission.
We have created this page in order to address the most common questions we've recieved in hopes that it makes our reader's time with BCPU as enjoyable as possible.

What does BCPU stand for?

This is by far our most frequently asked question. To many people's surprise, the name BCPU is not an acronym and does not stand for anything. Many rumors about what BPCU might stand for have been circulating the Internet since BCPU's inception, but they are all false. BCPU is a mononym, not an acronym.

Where is the BCPU office located?

22226 SE 444th St
Enumclaw WA, 98022
USA

Does BCPU have an official mascot?

Yes! BCPU's mascot is "Big Dick" the thoroughbred. Well known before partnering with BCPU, his personal slogan remains: "16 inches of rectum perforating horse cock".

Is BCPU hiring?

BCPU is always looking for talented people passionate about finance. Email us your gnarliest loss porn and if selected, we will reach out to you with our orientation video.

Is any of this financial advice?

Not anymore.